Skinny dipper can’t find clothes, goes home, sets off rescue search

Apparently, an Ocean Beach woman with friends went swimming naked Tuesday night, and when she got out of the water, she couldn’t find her clothes, her cellphone or her wallet. So she walks home “drunk and naked” and falls asleep, while another beach goer finds her stuff, waits by it for an hour, before calling lifeguards. Big alert, “search and rescue” mode, out in boats to search for the woman and along the beach, for two hours (maybe even five), helicopter also, until they find her sleeping in a rear unit at home. Via OB Rag